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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 02:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Proposed NASA cuts to space science: “Staggering” - EarthSky

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Jamie Dimon says he wouldn't count on China folding under Trump's tariffs: 'They're not scared, folks.' - Business Insider

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

share office space ...

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Still no good.

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

No way

The First in 30 Years: Scientists Discover New Class of Antibiotics - SciTechDaily

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

The New Twist In Regeneron's 23andMe Bankruptcy Buyout - Investor's Business Daily

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Father’s Day 2025: 28 gifts dads will actually want - The Verge

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

US Inflation to Tick Higher as Tariffs Reach Consumers - Bloomberg

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

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