What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 02:59

Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
share office space ...
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading